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Why is this not taught universally.
Damn lol
This is great. AND you make the assailant flip off the judge in the process of showing the injury, which is doubly great so there’s no leniency. At least in a perfect world. On a side note, did anyone else notice how incredibly uncomfortable HE looked in this photo set? Like he’s scared shitless to be asking her questions or anything? Lol
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"You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches."
— Dita von Teese (via funeralfaerie)
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*stays home* i should’ve gone out
*goes out* i should’ve stayed home
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